Tuesday, July 30, 2019

What I'm Playing (Volume 120): Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars


I am admittedly in a moral gray area here. I have definitely beaten Super Mario RPG before, but did so on an emulator, and almost certainly abused save states to get through battles like Culex and Jinx, but I honestly can't remember. So I've decided to dub this as Volume 120 of What I'm Playing, rather than Volume 1 of What I'm Replaying.

Super Mario RPG is a very interesting capsule in time. It comes at the tale end of the Super Nintendo's relevant lifespan, and features some very interesting attempts at new technical achievements on the system, as well as a very early example of Nintendo being willing to license their IP to other developers, launching a wave of fresh creativity using Nintendo IP. The game features 3-D, isometric environments with pre-rendered character models similar, if a bit uglier than, those seen in Donkey Kong Country. Making these characters exist in 3-D, however, is a significantly more challenging job than the 2D sidescrolling of DKC.

The game looks ugly today, but at the time it was really revolutionary. It looks a bit like the characters are toys on a stage, which is seemingly intentional, given the claymation box art. It's jarring when the stage just...ends...and has a weird background outside of it.


Yikes

With that being said, there's a lot of cool graphical stuff going on. They created dozens of 3D models for enemy characters with several unique battle animations each. Each playable character has several magic spells that use the SNES hardware really nicely. Each playable character can equip many different weapons, each with its own battle animation. They definitely did a ton of work on this game, and the love they gave to it shows today, especially in comparison to the battle animations of its peers.

The story is a tropey JRPG tale featuring Mario, but that's kind of what you're signing up for. What really sets the story apart is the writing, which is sharp and funny throughout, with an excellent translation by JRPG fan cult hero Ted Woolsey. The game features two new characters, Geno and Mallow, as well as time honored Mario characters like Peach and Toadstool. The "get Geno in Smash movement is well deserved", but I actually would prefer that Mallow be added before Geno. Sure, Geno is way cooler, but Mallow is adorable, has a great story arc with peaks and valleys, and would lend himself to some interesting combat mechanics in Smash. So let me be the first (probably not) to suggest that Mallow is actually the better choice for everyone's favorite Nintendo-centric fighter.

The battle mechanics are really revolutionary, featuring some timing elements included in battles to introduce more skill and tactics than your typical JRPG of the era. You can press a button at the right to time increase the damage you're dealing, but also press a different button during enemy attacks to reduce incoming damage. This makes battle a more lively affair than you'll normally see from this era, but it's not without its faults. Timing the attacks is in general simple and monotonous, and you'll rarely miss a button press, making the "action" a bit too predictable and lacking energy. Knowing when to press the defense attack during enemy attacks can be really frustrating, as there's no feedback given to you for when you press the button too early or too late. I'm still not even sure if you can defend against magic attacks, or what counts as magic attacks, or if I'm just totally failing on my timing during those attacks, but I'm fairly confident that you can only mitigate physical attacks, which is pretty lame. The battle system included in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga improves on the basic concept here by leaps and bounds, but this game deserves credit for forging a new JRPG concept that has been mimicked a ton since its inception.

The game's length is absolutely delightful for those who want to play an RPG, but don't want to get sucked into another 40 hour campaign. This one can be comfortably beaten in 20 hours by an amateur, so it's a bit more luxurious than your typical RPG experience.

The music, composed by Yoko Shimomura of Street Fighter II and Kingdom Hearts fame, is flat out excellent. It has a silly nature that is fitting for the tone of the game, but is also capable of going for sinister or heroic as the story dictates.

On the whole, I was a bit disappointed by the battle mechanics in particular, and felt like a better introduction for people looking to get into Mario RPGs would definitely be Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. But this is an excellent game still, and despite a few cracks showing through the ages, is definitely worth a playthrough, particularly given the relatively low investment of time necessary to complete it. I'll give it a 9.2/10.

Up next on on the home console edition of What I'm Playing is a game I've already teased, so stay tuned!

-TRO


Monday, July 22, 2019

What I'm Playing (Volume 119): NBA 2K19



Wow. It's been over a month and a half since I last reviewed a game! This is due to two factors. I picked two really long games for my next choices, and I've been travelling a lot for work which takes away my hour lunch break for handhelds. Put these two together and you have some slow progress on two absolutely huge games! Anyway, I finally won an NBA Finals with MyPlayer (a 6'11 rim protector who plays like Nikola Jokic on offense), and I'm ready to review the game. I probably could have reviewed it weeks ago, but it feels better to wait until games are complete before reviewing them, just in case I have any additional insights.

NBA 2K19  is the most recent iteration of my favorite basketball game series of all time. It's another reskinned and roster updated version of the exact same game as when I last played it, which was NBA 2K16. This isn't quite fair, but it's closer than saying it's a brand new game.

There is a new story mode for both owners and MyPlayer, which I generally preferred to the Spike Lee joint from 16. The story in these games usually follows a pretty standard formula-get drafted, overcome squabbles with teammates and family, and reach NBA super stardom. This one is pretty close to that, but with a compelling wrinkle. What if you didn't get drafted at all? The game, rather than starting in college or high school, starts with you in China, learning the hard lessons of how to make it to the NBA in a foreign environment. I thought the story was pretty good.

It is somewhat strange that you have to be online in order to experience the story part of the MyPlayer mode. I could certainly see needing to be online to participate in the Neighborhood part, in which you can play pickup games with other players, recruit players to your team, and play little minigames like dodgeball. But walling a single player experience like MyPlayer off behind an online paywall is pretty nasty, to be honest.

The mechanics are as solid as ever, although there will be at least one guaranteed facepalm "that's not how basketball works" moment in each and every game you play. The most frequent is the old drive into the lane, get stopped and pick up the ball, but rise awkardly for a jump shot after way too long a time moment. It always goes in, and it's always frustrating. You'll also see a ton of 8-10 foot layups from the side angle that would be fiendishly difficult for even the craftiest real life NBA players, but the guys in 2K can them with ease. Anyway.

The game is also not particularly good at approximating the flow of real team offenses or quirky players, which is something that Madden at least tries to do. NBA teams are growing increasingly homogeneous in real life, with a lot of high pick and roll going on, but this game does very little at attempting to highlight those teams with some uniqueness to their game. Where is the 5 out Harden isolation with Capela in the dunker's spot? Why do the Utah Jazz not run anything approximating advantage basketball? Where is the midrange specialty of the San Antonio Spurs? Why do the Denver Nuggets not run their offense through Nikola Jokic? It also messes with the way NBA teams run their rotations, using a more hockey style "line" approach, running a full set of five guys onto the floor in unison, and back off. The Clippers, for example, balance their offense by having Lou Williams and Montrezl Harrell on the bench, enabling them to cobble together above average offense for their whole time on the floor in real life, but in 2K, they're starting.

Player tendencies are even more maddening. I watch very little Philadelphia 76ers basketball, but from what I've seen, Ben Simmons is not a sweet shooting midrange specialist, even though he's swishing them at will in 2K. Joel Embiid, noted from his overpowering back to the basket game, becomes some kind of cross between smooth crafty post operators Kevin McHale and Al Jefferson. Throw in a handful of bizarre ratings (Boogie Cousins is an 89?????), and you have a bit of a weird experience that pulls you out of the immersive experience a bit.

They totally fixed my biggest complaint with 16, which was that you actually had to go to practice to raise your guy's skill caps. Now, performing well in games will increase your skill caps gradually, and it's very well balanced so that you'll always have some aspect of your game to work on, even if you're capped out in some stats. It's kind of weird, though, that you don't get boosts to your scores for attaining career milestones such as making an All-Star team, All-NBA team, etc.

There are still plenty of ways to break this game. The high pick and roll/pop is remarkably broken, and a skilled big like myself can control the game completely through this one action. There are also weird quirks to how the players will always defend a given play that can be exploited through certain passes and moves at a give time, and you'll find ways to break the game that even I didn't.

My biggest concern is with the MyPlayer mode, because that's what I play, but I did fool around with MyTeam and MyGM a bit. MyTeam is microtransaction cash in at the most egregious level, and I hated it. Seriously, if you can build a viable team to compete in this mode without cash, you have an absurd amount of time on your hands. MyGM is a nice franchise mode with a ton of cool new options. It's also pretty easy to break the game here, though, as you'll always get at least a handful of bizarre trade offers if you put a guy in which you're uninterested on the trade block. But on the whole, it's a really fun experience.

The commentary is the best it's ever been from a 2K game, with a hug amount of recorded dialogue from a wide range of commenters, including Kevin Harlan, Chris Webber, David Aldridge, and my beloved Doris Burke. Seriously, if you don't like Doris Burke, you might just be blinded by the fact that she's a woman. There are also a handful of guest commenters like Bill Simmons who will show up in games. I've been playing the game for hundreds of games, and still being surprised by some of the detailed dialogue that they recorded.

All in all, this is still a really good game. Contact sports like basketball and football are just harder to approximate in video form than noncontact sports like baseball, but NBA 2K19 ultimately does a very nice job. Its most frustrating point is the cash grab nature of the game, along with some occasionally wonky physics, but it's been the best basketball game on the market for a very long time, and I spent a ton of time diving back into the world of 2K. I'll give it a 9.0/10.

Up next is a game I'm really enjoying and should be done with far quicker than a month and a half! Check out a little teaser below...



-TRO

Monday, July 1, 2019

The Subjective Scientific reTROview Console Tier List Part 6: reTROspective

Having this many consoles makes the back of my TV look like this.


So, after all of this arduous work to assemble the Grand Tier List, what have I learned? I'm giving out some awards below!



Best Console Manufacturer: Nintendo

Trash Tier:
Wii

I'm Pretty Sure I should Own This?:
Wii U
Game Boy Color
Switch

The Console Middle Class:
Gamecube
DS
3DS
Game Boy

The High Fliers:
N64

The Cream of the Crop:
NES
GBA
SNES

Wow. What a titanic accomplishment! Of the top seven consoles, Nintendo had 4. Of the top 4 home consoles, Nintendo had 4. Congratulations to Nintendo for beating the competition by a mile.

Worst Console Manufacturer: Sega

Trash Tier:
Sega Master System
Sega Saturn
Sega Dreamcast

I'm Pretty Sure I Should Own This?:
Sega Genesis

Oh boy. I probably should award this to the folks at Atari, for only having one console on the list, and that console coming in as the worst console, but the fact that Sega had three in the trash tier alone secures this award for them. I like you, Sega, but I need a much better grounding in Master System, Dreamcast, and Saturn before you'll move up in the rankings. Or maybe it's just an emotional attachment unsupported by data.



Biggest Surprise: Nintendo 64

Gosh, I was stunned at how many N64 games I absolutely love. To be fair, I really know this library, but this one was way higher than I would have pegged it. I would have put it below PS1 for sure, but the data never lie. And they're usually plural.


Most Obvious: SNES

This was was foretold from a casual conversation with a friend telling me about something called "emulators". It began with playing bad translations of Pokemon Gold, and led to downloading and playing every game on a list of Super Nintendo RPGs. A love affair soon began, and now I know the vast majority of the library, and absolutely love everything about the console, save for that the controllers feel a bit cheap, and that the dang things turn a gross shade of yellow.

Most Likely to Improve in 5 Years: PC/Arcade

This one is almost true by definition, and I can't pick between the two of them. We're going on 40 years of PC gaming here, and the same with arcades. What's more, I really may get to the point where I have to kick SNES out of the top spot, but I probably won't, even if the numbers say I should. The fact that the SNES was able to pack in that much goodness into a brief 7ish year run is mindblowing. Honorable mentions here go to Game Boy, Sega Dreamcast, and Switch, which probably have the most growth potential for more traditional consoles.

Anyway, I had a great time making this list, and I hope that my faithful reader enjoyed it as well! I'm really working hard slogging through some long games at the moment, and I anticipate breaking my What I'm Playing fast sometime this month. It's been almost a full month!

-TRO

Friday, June 21, 2019

The Subjective Scientific reTROview Console Tier List Part 5: The Cream of the Crop

I guess there's some cream here. Shhh
And now for the moment you've all been waiting for, the best of the best! As usual, all consoles will be evaluated by 1 point for each good game, 5 points for each excellent game, and 10 points for each perfect/iconic game. Here's a reminder of the ground we've covered thus far:
Atari 2600
Sega Master System
Sega Saturn  Sega Dreamcast
PSP
Xbox
Wii

I'm Pretty Sure I Should Own This?:
Wii U
Game Boy Color
PS3
Switch
Sega Genesis

The Console Middle Class:
Android
Gamecube
DS
Xbox 360
PS4
3DS
Game Boy
PS1

The High Fliers:
PS2
N64
Arcade
PC

And now for the cream of the crop!




NES (93 points):

Good games:
Castlevania
Dragon Warrior 2
Duck Hunt
Balloon Fight
Bases Loaded
Blades of Steel
Final Fantasy
Gradius

Star Soldier
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Metroid
Paperboy
Tecmo Bowl
Ninja Gaiden
Mega Man 5
Mega Man 6
Mega Man 4
The Little Mermaid

Excellent games:
Mega Man 2
DuckTales
Mega Man
Punch-Out!!
Dragon Warrior
The Legend of Zelda
Super Mario Bros. 2
Mega Man 3
Kirby's Adventure
Dr. Mario
Tecmo Super Bowl

Perfect/Iconic games:
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 3 

There are no surprises from here on out, guys. These are my all time favorite, and I always knew they'd be the top three. They're also all Nintendo consoles, and are the three finest they ever released. Anyway, the NES is boss. Eighteen good games, 11 excellent games, and 2 perfect games. There are plenty of candidates from the excellent games to slot up to perfect, by the way. It's my first console, I love it, and you should, too.


GBA (93 points):

Good games:
Mario Tennis: Power Tour
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Castlevania: Harmony of DIssonance
Mega Man and Bass
Mega Man Zero 4
Dragonball Z Collectible Card Game
The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age


Excellent games:
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
Advance Wars
Mario Golf: Advance Tour
Mega Man Zero
Mega Man Zero 2
Mega Man Zero 3
Advance Wars 2: Days of Ruin
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Golden Sun
Golden Sun: The Lost Age
Wario Land 4

Perfect/iconic games:
Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald
Fire Emblem
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

This is about as close of a tossup as I can imagine. I went with the GBA over the NES by a nose because I'd rather have one more perfect/iconic game than ten good games, which is exactly the difference between the two consoles. I also feel like I know the broader NES library a bit better than the GBA, so there are more chances of finding some diamonds out there. These two consoles are absolutely incredible, and a Gameboy Advance SP would be the very first handheld I'd replace if I lost everything.






SNES (127 points):

Good games:
Donkey Kong Country 3
Mega Man X2
Tales of Phantasia
Mega Man 7
Dragonball Z: Legend of the Super Saiyan
Dragonball Z: Hyper Dimension
Bahamut Lagoon
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Aero Fighters
Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals
Breath of Fire
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time

Excellent games:
Earthbound
Mega Man X
Donkey Kong Country
Donkey Kong Country 2
Star Fox
Super Metroid
F-Zero
Super Mario Kart
Super Punch-Out!!
Super Mario RPG
NBA Jam

Perfect/iconic games:
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Chrono Trigger
Super Mario World

There was never the slightest doubt here, and the SNES absolutely laps its competition. It beats out the nearest competitors by over 30 points, due largely to an unbelievable library of perfect games. I REALLY know this library, though, so I don't see it gaining too much in the next few years. I need to get some more exposure to the shooters here, but to be honest, the strength of the SNES is in its RPGs, and I know those backwards and forwards, even the imports. The SNES will always be my favorite console, unless some future console comes out that really blows my mind. All hail!

-TRO 


Wednesday, June 19, 2019

The Subjective Scientific reTROview Console Tier List Part 4: The High Fliers






We're finally getting to the good stuff! Today we'll cover the penultimate iteration of this list, featuring consoles who scored between 50 and 79 points. As before, good games on a console will receive 1 point, excellent games will receive 5 points, and perfect/iconic games will receive 10 points. See below for past entrants in this series:

Introduction:

Trash Tier:
Atari 2600
Sega Master System
Sega Saturn
Sega Dreamcast
PSP
Xbox
Wii

I'm Pretty Sure I Should Own This?:
Wii U
Game Boy Color
PS3
Switch
Sega Genesis

The Console Middle Class:
Android
Gamecube
DS
Xbox 360
PS4
3DS
Game Boy
PS1

On to the high fliers!



PS2 (51 points):

Good games:
Guilty Gear Isuka
SSX Tricky
Dragonball Z Budokai 3
X-Men Legends
Final Fantasy X-2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4
Grandia 3
NBA Street
NBA Street: Volume 2
Dynasty Warriors 4
Tekken Tag Tournament
X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse
Final Fantasy XII
Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Excellent games:
God of War
Guitar Hero II
Grant Turismo 3
Grand Theft Auto III
Final Fantasy X

Perfect/Iconic games:
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3

From here on out, I've done tier lists for the vast majority of these, so I'll just link them in the title of the console without a note. The PS2 one is here.

What a great little console! With the added feature of the DVD player and reverse compatibility with PS1 games, this is one of the handful of consoles I'd replace first if all of my stuff was destroyed in a fire. It has a really strong batch of good games that net it 15 points, which is more than the entire library of the Atari 2600, Saturn, Dreamcast, Master System, PSP, Xbox, and Wii. Then you tack on a delightful set of excellent and perfect games, along with the fact that I feel like there's a lot more for me to experience here, and you have a solid high flier.



N64 (71 points):

Good games:
Banjo-Kazooie
Beetle Adventure Racing
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
Star Wars Episode 1: Racer
Bomberman Hero
WCW/NWO Revenge
NFL Blitz
San Francisco Rush: 2049
Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey '98
Paper Mario
Mario Tennis

Excellent games:
Goldeneye 007
Diddy Kong Racing
Mario Golf
Donkey Kong 64
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Super Smash Bros.
Mario Party
Perfect Dark

Perfect/Iconic games:
Super Mario 64
Mario Kart 64

I was pretty stunned this one wound up as high as it did. Nintendo and Rare really killed development for this console, even though almost no one else made anything good for the system. It also helps that I've played through a huge amount of my 64 games, so there's not a ton of growth potential here.



Arcade (73 points):

Good games:
Gunbird 2
Windjammers
Donkey Kong Jr.

Excellent games:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
X-Men
Tekken
Tekken 2
Tekken 3
Marvel v. Capcom
Marvel v. Capcom 2
Donkey Kong

Perfect/iconic games:
Pac-Man
Street Fighter II
Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike

This is kind of a weird one, since I've spent more time with a lot of these games on console than on arcade machines. But they all feel like arcade games to me, and were, for the most part, either released on console later than their arcade run, or I have some significant arcade experience with them. Arcade games rule!




PC (79 points):

Good games:
Commander Keen: The Earth Explodes
Commander Keen: Keen Must Die!!!
Commander Keen: Secret of the Oracle
Commander Keen: Marooned on Mars
Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun
Age of Empires II
X-Wing
Counterstrike
Serious Sam

Excellent games:
Sim City
Command & Conquer
Command & Conquer: Red Alert
Half-Life
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2

Perfect/Iconic games:
Doom
Wolfenstein 3D
Warcraft III/The Frozen Throne
League of Legends
Half-Life II

I've spent more time playing games on a PC than on anything else. A lot of this, however, was spent emulating console games, so that doesn't quite count. I need a lot of education on classic PC games, as most of my time was spent playing whatever my friends owned, and that was a lot of FPS and RTS games, not that there's anything wrong with that. But it ranks high enough to get very high on my tier list, and I think it could go substantially higher, especially looking at my largely untapped Steam and GOG libraries.

And that's it for the end of the high fliers tier list! Check out the next installment for the absolute best of the best next time.

-TRO

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

The Subjective Scientific reTROview Console Tier List Part 3: The Console Middle Class


Welcome to the console middle class, with their two children and lovely three bedroom home in the suburbs. That's right, nothing to see here, but nothing to complain about, either!

To review, before beginning our newest tier:

Introduction

Trash Tier:
Atari 2600
Sega Master System
Sega Saturn
Sega Dreamcast
PSP
Xbox
Wii

I'm Pretty Sure I Should Own This? Tier:
Wii U
Game Boy Color
PS3
Switch
Sega Genesis

As always, a game gets 1 point for being good, 5 points for being excellent, and 10 points for being perfect/iconic. I am allowed to depart from the points in the case that a score is less than 5 points different from the next console either way, and I really want to for subjective reasons. This tier features consoles between 30 and 49 points.


Android (30 points):

Excellent games:
Candy Crush Saga
Candy Crush Soda Saga
Terra Battle
Final Fantasy Record Keeper
Pokemon Go
Hearthstone

These are all of the games I have burned a ton of time into my phone and haven't regretted it. Sorry, Fire Emblem Heroes and World Series of Poker. I'd probably swap the Genesis and this, but the rules are unflinching that less than 30 points lands you in the previous tier, so my hands are tied by my own ridiculous rules.



Gamecube (34 points):

Good games:
Donkey Konga
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
Pikmin
Super Mario Sunshine

Excellent games:
Animal Crossing
Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Mario Party games

Perfect/Iconic games:
Super Smash Bros. Melee

This console rated a bit higher than I would have thought before doing the rankings, but math is math. I wouldn't have placed this above the Genesis, probably, but here were are. When I look at the titles, it's kind of hard to argue with, too.





Nintendo DS (36 points):

Good games:
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance A2: Grimoire of the Rift
Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
New Super Mario Bros.
Children of Mana
Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's World Championship 2011: Over the Nexus
Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum

Excellent Games:
Advance Wars DS
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
Mario Kart DS
Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
Pokemon Black/White/Black 2/White 2

The first console for which I have a top ten list! That means there must be at least ten good, excellent, or perfect games for the first time here. I'd call this console "wide but shallow", meaning that I've got a pretty good knowledge of the library, and that there's nothing really spectacular for the console. A lot of good and excellent titles though!






Xbox 360 (36 points):

Good games:
Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2
Army of Two
Dynasty Warriors 8
Lego Batman
Lego Batman 2
Guitar Hero: World Tour

Excellent games:
Grand Theft Auto 5
Mass Effect
Mass Effect 2
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Halo 3
Lego Marvel Super Heroes

I was, frankly, gobsmacked to see the Xbox 360 so high up this list. But the truth is that it could be higher if not for NBA 2K and Madden switching over to the PS4 this generation! I spent a lot of happy hours with this console with my brother-in-law, building Madden dynasties and mowing down bad guys with a wide variety of firearms. I can actually make a legit top ten list for this console, and not have to reach in the slightest.









PS4 (34 points):


Good games:
Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4
Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
Street Fighter V
Minecraft

Excellent games:
Madden
MLB: The Show
NBA 2K
Diablo III
Marvel's Spider-Man
Red Dead Redemption 2

For all that I play my PS4 (a ton), I feel like this list should be larger. I guess I'll just have to keep exploring! I bumped it above the DS and XBox 360 because of how often I play it, and because of how little I've really explored the library.







Nintendo 3DS (36 points):

Good games:
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
Pokemon Sun
Ultimate NES Remix
Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
Mario Golf: World Tour
New Super Mario Bros. 2

Excellent games:
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Fire Emblem Awakening
Super Mario 3D Land
Pokemon X/Y

Perfect/Iconic games:
Shovel Knight

I was stunned when this little gem came in tied with the DS in points. I feel like I play it a ton, but was really surprised how few games I could actually put on here. It's definitely better than the DS, though, especially given extensive Virtual Console support.


Game Boy (39 points):

Good games:
Super Mario Land
The Final Fantasy Legend
Yoshi's Cookie
Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
Pokemon Trading Card Game

Excellent games:
Tetris
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Kirby's Dream Land 2
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal

Perfect/Iconic games:
Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow

This is another one with a full top ten list, yet I feel like I have a ton more to explore on this little guy. He definitely has some growth potential. It has an absolutely killer library of top tier favorites, though. I'd put its top 6 up there with just about any console in this tier or the next.



PS1 (45 points):

Good games:
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot 2
The Legend of Dragoon
Battle Arena Toshinden
Road Rash 3D
Twisted Metal
Twisted Metal 2
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy IX
Chrono Cross
Suikoden

Excellent games:
Crash Bandicoot 3
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Xenogears
Final Fantasy Tactics
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Perfect/Iconic games:
Final Fantasy VII

What a great little console! I really love all of these games here, and think that some of them, if I played them a bit more, may even bump up to the excellent tier. There's a huge selection of PS1 games on my list to acquire too, so look for growth in this one in the years to come. I did a full top ten list for this console, in case you're interested.

Catch up with my tomorrow to get into the consoles that I truly count among my favorite. Only seven more to go, so I think you can narrow down most of the ones that are going to be on there. And if you don't already know which console will be number one, you are definitely not my faithful reader.

-TRO

Monday, June 17, 2019

The Subjective Scientific reTROview Console Tier List Part 2: I'm Pretty Sure I Should Own This?


I know I said I'd do this tomorrow, but I'm just having so much fun with this!

This is my personal console tier list, with good games getting one point a piece, excellent games getting 5 points a piece, and perfect/iconic games getting 10 points a piece. I'm allowed to move the list around a bit if the difference between two consoles is less than 5. If you're interested in reading more about my "methodology" or past justifications, you can read more here and here. Here's the basic list so far, in relative order of how I rank them from lowest to highest. Point rankings are from 15 to 29.

Trash Tier:
Atari 2600
Sega Master System
Sega Saturn
Sega Dreamcast
PSP
Xbox
Wii

Poor Sega!

Anyway, on to the "I'm Pretty sure I Should Own This?" tier! This will go from the consoles I most question if I should own, up to those I lean towards owning, but am still not certain.


Wii U (16 points):

Good games:
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

Excellent games:
Super Mario Maker
Mario Kart 8
New Super Mario Bros. U

What in the world is this console? I really like it, but it's probably more appropriate in the trash tier, especially now that the definitive edition of almost every game from the console is now on the Switch.






Game Boy Color (15 points):

Excellent games:  
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
Wario Land 3

For the record, I counted most of the dual mode games on the Game Boy, or else this console would have ranked a bit higher with Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal and Pokemon Trading Card Game. That's why I bumped this up a spot.

 
PS3 (21 points):

Good games:
Mega Man 9
Mega Man 10
Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Skylanders: Swap Force
Gran Turusmo 5
NCAA Football '13

Excellent games:
The Last of Us
Street Fighter IV
Mass Effect 3 

Now we're getting closer to consoles I'm confident I should own. I really like my PS3, and am very confident I've barely scratched its surface in terms of the library. It's also the last home of my beloved NCAA Football franchise, bizarrely.

Switch (21 points)


Good games:
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Perfect/Iconic games:
Super Mario Odyssey
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Put away the pitchforks, Nintendo fanboys. I'm one of you! I'm just poor, and poor people don't buy new games, or they remain poor forever. In 12 years, I'll have finally finished up a nice Switch library, and be able to report more fully on its greatness.

 


Sega Genesis (29 points)

Good games:
Vectorman
Comix Zone
Disney's Aladdin
Road Rash II

Excellent games:
Sonic 3 & Knuckles (yes, this is one game, losers)
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog
Gunstar Herous
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine

Despite owning a Genesis as a kid, I feel like I have an underwhelming knowledge of the console. I'll probably end up getting a Genesis mini just so I don't have to buy Contra: Hard Corps and Castlevania: Bloodlines, so maybe I'll discover some more good titles in that.

And that's it for today! I'll be back tomorrow with another tier or two, and we'll be solidly into territory that makes me feel comfortable owning these consoles.

-TRO